(and we are...) the coolest motherfunkers on the planet (in my mind...) the sky is fallin ain't no need to panic (but oh oh.....) I got a stick and want yo automatic (oh oh oh...) Compatible created in the attic
andre killed it.
Sufian at 10:22 AM
Friday, January 02, 2009
appy new yuurh! (oooh, dont worry, i know yall secretly visit this site.)
as always its time to say a few words about the year that has passed and some some about the year that we are about to embrace. well, to put 08 in a word.... bittersweet. i met some great people along the way, went to great places, did some great things and continued great friendships. managing to scrape my way through the year, seeing i'm still broke, young and oh so artsy, would be the highlight of 08. albeit eventually having to learn an oh-so-painful life lesson to shield me from future evils that life has to offer, i guess 08 has been good, and yall have been good too. so heads up, this is to life. cheers.
seeing i have a lot of time of my hands to think about brilliant ideas to make money, it is but what makes the world go round, i came across an article about the 10 totally stupid online business ideas that made someone rich, and honestly you gotta feel that nothing is really stupid.
with that, i'd like to wish all, from the bottom of my black heart, a happy new year and may you find happiness that you seek. godspeed.
p.s. the annual re-cap in pictures will be up. watch this space! i'm serious.
Sufian at 6:21 PM
Thursday, November 27, 2008
good luck to those having exams. like i said before, just remember you are not special you are just one of many. heheh.
Sufian at 8:28 AM
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
oh you just know its that time again bitches!
changes - tupac
and yeah those stories are true.. tupac is alive.
and he is chillin with his four buddies in an island off bali. and like any group of guy buddies, each one brings his own characters.. and so you have bob marley as the perpetual stoner, kurt cobain as the aku-malas-nak-layan-orang aku-slalu-takde-mood dude, freddy mercury as yeah the queer one and elvis the mat feeling-feeling berg. and of cos yes like you guessed it, he is the loud in-yer-face makkal joker.
ah.. okay.. cibai. maybe some things are less funny being read instead.
with that, good fight and good night. ;)
Sufian at 3:27 AM
Friday, May 23, 2008
sia - paranoid android
an awesome haunting version of radiohead's paranoid android by australian singer sia furler.
anyway its been an awesome two weeks since the end of exams. hahah but yeah the excuse 'i'm deserve a break after that shit' is gettin' kinda old and i guess its time to get a job or somethin'. so if yall know of anythin good, do help a brother out yeah.
so yeah have a great weekend peoples. good fight and gooood night.
Sufian at 3:02 PM
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
radiohead - nude
a great track from their new album 'in rainbows'.
anyway i just came back from port dickson for tiesto's party and for the lack of a better word, it was FUCKIN' awesome.
p.s. i dunno if you dunno.
Sufian at 10:19 PM
Thursday, May 08, 2008
a documentary on the final 24hours of the best rapper ever lived. period.
radiohead and mtv have teamed up to end child slavery and exploitation around the world. well if you dont see somethin happening, it doesn't mean it is not happening. having said that, raising awareness of the sub rosa activities is only as good as the actions that follows. blind eyes would make void such efforts.
kinda puts suffering into perspective dont you think?
p.s. good luck to those having exams. just remember you are not special you are just one of many. heheh. cibai.
'so if the answer is no.. can i change your mind?' - the killers
Sufian at 12:50 PM
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Sufian at 4:43 PM
Thursday, January 31, 2008
whats worse than hunger? solitude. - coelho.
sometimes you get fucked over so many times its not funny anymore. and what truly kills you is resentment. with resentment you hurt yourself when there's no one is around to hurt you anymore, heck when they even have long found their own happiness and not giving a fuck about you. to all yall, whatever happens, shit happens. keep on keepin on. leave resentment behind and move the fuck on. easier said than done. but as 'they' say, first step to accomplishing a goal is to put it in writing. and ive written.
damm that was deeeep as hell. all you lovely people be good now. good fight and good night.
Sufian at 1:23 AM
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
jay-z - song cry
i couldn't get the original video but this is better.
i guess some yall still waitin for a reaction. nah. 'i can understand why you wanna go and do that. though i can't let you know it, pride wont let me show it. pretend to be heroic, thats just one to grow it. but deep inside i'm feelin so sick.'
with that, i wish all of you well. so help us god. good fight and gooood night.
p.s. and you.. ooooh ho ho shit. you almost got me there. fuckin ey. almost.
Sufian at 10:30 PM
Friday, January 18, 2008
the macbook air
hott damm. i gots to get paper quick.
"bumpy was rich, but never white man rich. why? because he didn;t own his own company. he thought he did. he didn't. he only managed it. someone else owned it. so they owned him. but nobody owns me though." frank lucas in american gangster.
that monologue stuck on me for some reason. i'm not gonna make this racial, but if you look at it in singapore context and compare, i think you get what i mean. i'll leave it at that. good fight and good night. yall have a great weekend.
Sufian at 3:32 AM
Friday, January 11, 2008
snoop dogg plans to introduce a chain of grocery stores called "snoopermarkets." dayumm. what next?
Sufian at 7:56 PM
Thursday, January 10, 2008
if you drunk of love i suggest you get over it, ma.. cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.
Sufian at 10:36 AM
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
rap superstar - cypress hill
shit was madd hot. still remember our old nokia 3310s kickin it with a self made rap superstar ringtone.
you know i cant just do one cypress hill. they just go together like that.
insane in the membrane - cypress hill
shiiet.. this was the shiiett. we coulda recite this song like a prayer back in the day siaa. wish i still had those home made covers of this that we did. hahah.
Sufian at 3:58 PM
Friday, January 04, 2008
Re-Cap 07' in pictures.
it might not concern you. but being broke is not a joke.
jan 07 - bangkok.
feb 07 - bakar boy's taste of glory. complain.
march 07 - mckinsey & company, production boys. hahah. cibai.
may 07 - bali. kuta cowboy. yaa digg.
july 07 - you know what it iiuuh.
august 07 - party people. your dreams have not been fulfilled.
1999 - gots your back like chiroprac.
now. it aint bout where i been. but where i'm bout to go. yaaaaaa digg. good fight and goood night.
Sufian at 12:13 AM
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
they say when you at the bottom, the only way is up. you ready b? lets go get em.
anyways, AAPPY NEW YUURH to all my lovely peoples still with me here through the wire, earth, wind and fire. have a good year ahead and god bless.
how we ended 07.
sheikh, the potted plant collecter.
resolution 08' : get married. naah just kidding. seriously.
the never to use the 'kalau pandang aku members' card 08'.
blood is thicker than water.
ya diggg. goood fight and goood night. (albeit the hangover)
Sufian at 5:04 PM
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
when best friends become strangers.
its that time of year again. where everything that can be fucked up will be fucked up. maybe i'd start calling it murphy's month. yep new year's comin and we somehow never got along. its like i have to start on a clean slate everytime the calender gets changed. good thing or not i dont know. but i do know its frustrating. and always not without some of my own undoing nontheless. but oh fuckin well. there are people dying of hunger or have small dicks. who am i to whine like a bitch, bitch. common, like jay z said, 'i cant help the poor if i'm one of them. so i'ma get rich, to me thats a win-win.' yaaa diggg.
p.s. i am acting not to be distraught. really. cibai.
Sufian at 10:53 PM
Saturday, December 01, 2007
fuckin ey! one down seven more to go. much love to those who's bearing it out me. yall be good now. good fight and gooooood night.
Sufian at 4:54 AM
Saturday, November 17, 2007
i will not lose.
Sufian at 2:48 PM
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
meaning..., if you shy, you gonna continue being hungry. aahh you get the meaning.
p.s. different variations include, malu haus, malu panas, malu bogel.. ah you get my drift.
Sufian at 11:46 AM
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
ante up - m.o.p. feat busta rhymes
fool what you want? we stiflin fools. fool what you want? your life or your jewels. get em get em! hit em hit em! yap em zap em! yap em zap em!.... aaaaaante up.
aaah. beat used to be mad hot.
Sufian at 5:34 PM
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
"i cant help the poor if i'm one of them, so i'ma get rich to me thats a win-win."jay z.
Sufian at 4:21 PM
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
put ya hands up - jadakiss
shit.. together with myojo tom yam cup noodle and ayam brand chilli tuna, this used to be staple on mtv jams on fridays. yes, them friday afternoons with the boys spent watching the same shit every damm week. but then again, they dont make shit like this anymore.
Sufian at 12:45 PM
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
da rockwilder - method man and redman
"microphone checkah, supreme neck protectah..." one of my favourite tracks of all time.
Sufian at 2:38 AM
Monday, October 01, 2007
its my 21st birthday today.
and i shall not be vague or beat around the bush with you people about it, but my wish is to be rich. so i'll be accepting cheques, 'nanti-aku-transfer' and my favourite form, cash. naaaahh common, i'm just joking. yeah.. common man. no common man, help a brother out man.
and talk about anti-climax. you know the times when you build up a particular event like its gonna be the hottest shit ever but all you get is lukewarm? yeah you know.. somethin like.. prejack. aahh ok.. you know what i mean.
but all's well and i guess that all that matters isn't it. with that have a good week ahead, good fight and good night peoples. and yes, selamat berpuasa.
p.s. my birthday wish is to be rich. and i'm forming for the 'make a brothers wish come true' foundation. so be part of the movement.
Sufian at 8:50 AM
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
e.i. - nelly
aahh.. makes them souljahboys, mims and boosies look weak. i'd take this over ay bay bay aaay day.
Sufian at 11:50 PM
Saturday, September 15, 2007
old school-ed. - the word 'step.'
'eh kau action step reebok sey..' (step reebok - a fitness program launch in 1989, that became an international phenomenon.) 'eh kau step reebok sey..' 'eh takmu step reebok ah..' 'kauu takmu step ah..' 'kauuuu.. step sial.'
okay. you have just been old school-ed.
have a great weekend ladies. take the chill pill and good fight and good night.
p.s. i cant gurantee the authenticity of this, but fuck if you got doubts and seriously, i mean seriously? you can send them to suckit.i.AM.email@example.com
.. and in the next episode of old school-ed - 'suck it.'
Sufian at 2:31 AM
Thursday, August 09, 2007
its not always fun and games these days, but i'm young (and dangerous) and i'm gonna milk it for what its worth. i'm gonna be old someday but till then, fuck this old stuff. heheh. ya digg.
Sufian at 4:21 PM
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
cool ways to be cool.
"am i cool?" if that thought ever crossed your mind then you are most certainly not cool. because all cool people know that doubting ones coolness makes you uncool. but if you have a goal this year which to be cool and you are focused or have someone who will fuck you up for not being focused, i am going to bless you with some pointers to reach your goal.
1. smoke. this one is pretty obvious. smoking is extremely cool. without knowing it even the government has encouraged coolness thru smoking. so go smoke in the club after the smoking ban, and if you feel like lighting up outside, wait till you reach the busstop. or a coffeeshop. ooooh you can just feel the dangerousness running thru your veins now. dangerous is always cool. and yes, the sooner you start smoking, the cooler you are. i personally have been smoking since i was 6. so answer the call.
2. get in fights or simply believe that if you were ever to get into a fight, you would be liu kang. people will know not to mess wit you. and people who are cool never gets messed with. and people who are cool always know people who can hurt people. so do some research and name drop every once in a while. 'ape? ppp? pian pasir ris? tu brother gua siol.'
3. punchlines people who are cool always have punchlines. you can quote popular movies, tv shows and funny ads or just something you come up wit. punchlines are like weapons, and cool people never leave their guns at home. and never really get in the conversation, but when the window of opportunity arises, cool people always know a fitting punchline. like.. transformers, robots in the skies. like the introduction says, cool people never doubt themselves.
4. one word replies much alike punchlines, but way less effort. all cool people know effort is not cool.
'hey ian you're so cool and funny.' 'tautakpe.' and thats one word.
5. dont worry what people think of you and dont let them tell you what to do. thats self explanatory, so do exactly as i say and you will reach your goal and everyone will think you are cool.
so go ahead and hop on the cool bus. but if you really dont think you are capable of handling being cool. i say its not your fault. its not for everyone. ultimately its the universe and the manifestation of itse.... ahhh i guess thats another story for another day. till then. keep on keepin on. from your brother from another mother, gooood fight and goood night all you soon to be cool people.
Sufian at 3:26 PM
Saturday, June 09, 2007
"everyones like the rest. thats why they are the REST."
i haven't been updating much cos i dont know how to put things to words like i used to anymore. maybe i'll write about something everyone would like to hear sometime. maybe. good fight and good night. yall be good now.
Sufian at 11:01 AM
Monday, March 05, 2007
you know those movies where its so predictable that you know the ending after a few minutes into it? and you continue to watch it just to vindicate yourself and getting to say, 'see i tell you already.. sure end liddat one.' well i'm feel like i'm in my living room watchin a pirated low quality dvd of one now. heh. but who knows this might prove to have a ultimate twist in the end. and i dont mean by everyone dying in the end like in the departed.
you people be good now. goood fight and gooooood night.
Sufian at 11:53 PM
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
qoute of the week.
me : who is he kak? handsome? kak : handsome.. everybody who see him will say he handsome. he is the most handsome in pasir ris. (that said with all seriousness.)
now how do you top that sia? HAHAHA. MOST HANDSOME IN PASIR RIS. fuck, if this was a movie, that line would be worth your 8.50 or 9.50 or how much you pay for movies nowadays. i was reminded of it when i was in the bus today, and i laughed to myself like an idiot, and it was a 518 bus mind you, the whole 45 minutes of it.
everything happens for a reason. that line has never felt so true. time to get into perspective young man.
condolences to one of my bestfriends dad and family. my prayers are with you. just remember help is just a phonecall away if you need any. much love.
keep fightin the good fight and good night.
Sufian at 10:30 PM
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
have a great week peoples. we all we got. good fight and good night.
Sufian at 2:33 PM
Friday, January 19, 2007
it aint soo bad.
cheers to the new year. here's to new friendships forged and to old ones, keep em rasta. goood fight and goood night ladies.
Sufian at 1:05 AM
Friday, January 12, 2007
view from the hotel room.
welcome to the rasta.
sunset from the hilltop.
Sufian at 2:00 PM
the hilltop cat, we named her dom. she's french. hahah.
drop in bar in haad rin on christmas.
the hilltop viewpoint.
muay thai. first fight, kid's fight. nie biru brutal dog sial and his opponent cried. i'd have cried too. hahah.
Sufian at 1:55 PM
Thursday, January 11, 2007
well well, i'm back. happy new year folks.
Sufian at 8:51 PM
Friday, December 22, 2006
alright. i'm off to thailand. be back on the 8th. wont be having auto-roam so write me a letter, e-mail, vandalise my door or somethin. heheh.
aight gooood fight and good night. berhati-hatilah di jalanraya.
Sufian at 1:30 AM
Saturday, December 16, 2006
'...sloths move only when necessary and then very slowly... in terms of their sleep, sloths are one of the most somnolent animals ever, sleeping from 15 to 18 hours each day...' from wikipedia.
i guess i qualify.
goood fight and goood night. keep it rock and roll biaaatch.
Sufian at 1:01 AM
Monday, December 11, 2006
though my life has not been tiger-go-go-go-trip-hop-hapening right now, my my i'd hate to be you, or you, and maybe you too.
got 99 problems but a bitch aint one. heh heh.
gooood figght and gooood night.
yours sincerely, i'm rick jameees bitch.
Sufian at 10:57 PM
Friday, December 08, 2006
hey we back in business. dont really have much happenin so nothin i can make fun of. been partying a lot but it never seems to satisfy, there always that empty feeling you get. ah you know what i mean. i'm done with the whole army thing though, thats always a good beginning. zoukout tonight, kohphangan on the 22nd. lets get the party startedd. HAAAA. anyway back by popular demand, rollin good emo times. 'hey shorty why you gotta act like that, i'm saying i'm just trying to be nice to you. hey why you wanna go and do that love, huh hey hey why you wanna go and do that, do that hey hey why you wanna go and do that-that-that. ..but i got a question for you, is you happy?'
Sufian at 9:36 PM
Thursday, November 23, 2006
back and back at it.
Sufian at 12:37 AM
Sunday, October 15, 2006
marilah turun ke bussorah street bazaar, hajjah ratna nasi padang.
lambatabeskek. (ey, that should be our slogan.)
Sufian at 5:39 AM
happy birthday mom. hahah.
pardon me for being emo. but its not like i will give my heart to your dude if he is dyin, nor i am that stupid to be running around and have to potong kaki*. but i just wanna say, aku bahagia hanya bila kamu bahagia. CHEY.
one more time i hear that heart song i'ma go crazy. the movie is not even that good. inilah orang melayu. orang indon jugak chill. heh.
with that have a good last week of puasa. good fight and good night. see you when you get there.
*also referred to as cut-leg. a term for when a drink is too sweet. now you know.
Sufian at 5:30 AM
Sunday, October 08, 2006
someone told me i looked old, ok in a direct qoute 'no more boy ah'. hahah. maybe thats cause i've looked so young all these while that when you see me a year later it looks so different. okaay.
haha anyways, i never learn. and it sucks really. but on another note, its good to see that my peoples are doin good. alhamdullilah.. with that, good fight and good night gentlemen. selamat berpuasa!
Sufian at 9:55 AM
Monday, October 02, 2006
i swear we're adopted. happy birthday sis. you deserve so much more than you think. aww.. steady ah ian.
Sufian at 8:17 PM
Sunday, October 01, 2006
yall gon make me lose my mind up in ere'. up in here.
after hearing my blog being read aloud, in the tone of an entertainment presenter, my posts are not as cool i thought it was. so i've concluded, less is more.
its was my birthday and from the bottom of my big black heart, i wanna thank those who were with me today. budak-budak who msged, i'm glad yall remembered. hahah. thank you guys too. ok. takmu emo ian. steady.
good fight and good night.
Sufian at 6:46 AM
Friday, September 22, 2006
damm. i gots to get out more. so ask me out will ya, you know you want to. but one at a time, cos i'm still fickle and give the 'tengok-dulu' shit given two or more options. i dont like having options. not that i have any. hahaha ha. hah ha. ha.
Sufian at 1:23 PM
Saturday, August 19, 2006
like every fuck thing that happens, this too shall pass. heh.
good fight and gooooood night.
'whats the heaviest noodle in the world.....? wan-ton noodle. hahah.' cibai.
Sufian at 2:05 AM
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
my body clock is fucked.
good fight, good night and have a pleasant trip in this journey we call life. 'ah haah, well said ian! you're cool..' ooh i know. peace.
Sufian at 2:36 AM
Monday, June 19, 2006
qoutes of the week.
'kimak deni muka abang-abang jual burger sial!' the abang design ijad referring to a trinidad and tobago player against england.
'togo tak bayor players ah. ade bayor jer lah.' one half of the whacky duo, nawa.
Sufian at 10:41 PM
mes amis. this is zeeillest. en garde.
i dont usually do this. but since i have been having 5 hour naps in the afternoon which leads me to not being able to sleep in the evening with fuckin nothin to do cept watch soccer, i guess this wouldn't hurt . singapurr kassket ah.
01. my ex is: now friends with my only other ex. aww.. group hugg. and hido you think you felt odd? try being this bastard here. haha. small weird world this world. still love em both nontheless. aaww. i should be gettin hugs and kisses for this. 02. maybe i should: take up guitar lessons. 03. i love: the fact that i'm not taken seriously. good on ya if you can read sarcasm. 04. i don't understand: how ugly faggots can get the hot chicks. and how somehow these two groups are always connected to you and each other. makes for an irritatingly awkward situation. 05. i lose: it when i'm not funny. 06. people say i'm: a rude, brash, fickle, lame, immature and insensitive bastard. hell i could have been just.. nice. that'd be just sad. 07.love is: heaven but most go thru hell to get there. HAHAH. takmu terasa eh. 08. somewhere, someone is: gettin laid. 09. i will always: be an idiot. or rather the idiot. 10. forever is: scary. 11. i never want to: wear slippers with jeans. or caps in clubs. 12. i think the current US president: a dog. 13. when i wake up in the morning: i look for food. 14. my past was: emo at its worst. 15. i get annoyed when i: think about how much money i spend on nothin. 16. parties are: not this boy's greatest skill but he still gives it a good try. 17.my dog is: in stuck in camp. as in daaawg. 18. my cat is: in a better place. 19. kisses are the best when:ever, wherever, whatever. babyyy. hahah. 20. tomorrow: is going to be wasted by 5 hour naps. 21. i really want: money. and some pussy for the weekends. just for the weekends. 22. i have a low tolerance for: dumb questions.
thats it for today's edition of 'oei blimey thanks for wastin my fuckin time sufian you lame fuckin old bashhtard!'(think vinnie jones in euro-trip) hope you have a good week ahead. keep fightin the good fight and good night.
this has been sufianhelmi, singapurrr. (now think cnn correspondents.)
Sufian at 4:47 PM
Thursday, June 08, 2006
its that time again kids. say it with me. its emo time!
when you were here before couldn't look you in the eye you're just like an angel your skin makes me cry you float like a feather in a beautiful world i wish i was special you're so fucking special
but i'm a creep i'm a weirdo what the hell am i doing here? i don't belong here
i don't care if it hurts i want to have control i want a perfect body i want a perfect soul i want you to notice when i'm not around you're so fucking special i wish i was special
but i'm a creep i'm a weirdo What the hell i'm doing here? i don't belong here
she's running out again she's running out she runs runs runs
whatever makes you happy whatever you want you're so fucking special i wish i was special
but i'm a creep i'm a weirdo what the hell am I doing here? i don't belong here i don't belong here.
Sufian at 12:20 AM
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
thats a wraaaaap.
Sufian at 10:49 PM
Saturday, June 03, 2006
my name is ian.
been feeling very bad karma vibes earlier on in the week after some 'hen sway' things happened. i got robbed of some money in the office, lost my creative charger and heard of some really really weird news. and that made me go all must-be-the-bad-karma-returning-to-me and i really felt like doin a 'my name is earl' on people. like doin good things for them and for once actually be.. nice. worked up and all, i asked people what good things i could do for them. and not suprisingly, the normal response was, 'just give me money lah.' hahah. that just goes to show how yusuf ishak-orientated our society is these days. money = good, no money = bad. i'm all for the teach a faggot how to fish and not just give him the fish thingy and plus being a pauper, that wasn't an option. and so i managed to do nothin good consciously. anyways i was feeling all negative and spoke to the enlightened one in my company, who is some spiritual guru, and he said, 'you attract what you think.' and that changed my whole week. well.. you think about that.
thats all for today's 'how to waste your time reading dumb posts about somebody else's life happenings that you dont even wanna know or care about.' have a greeeat weekend and good fight, good night.