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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

cool ways to be cool.

"am i cool?" if that thought ever crossed your mind then you are most certainly not cool. because all cool people know that doubting ones coolness makes you uncool. but if you have a goal this year which to be cool and you are focused or have someone who will fuck you up for not being focused, i am going to bless you with some pointers to reach your goal.

1. smoke.
this one is pretty obvious. smoking is extremely cool. without knowing it even the government has encouraged coolness thru smoking. so go smoke in the club after the smoking ban, and if you feel like lighting up outside, wait till you reach the busstop. or a coffeeshop. ooooh you can just feel the dangerousness running thru your veins now. dangerous is always cool. and yes, the sooner you start smoking, the cooler you are. i personally have been smoking since i was 6. so answer the call.

2. get in fights
or simply believe that if you were ever to get into a fight, you would be liu kang. people will know not to mess wit you. and people who are cool never gets messed with. and people who are cool always know people who can hurt people. so do some research and name drop every once in a while. 'ape? ppp? pian pasir ris? tu brother gua siol.'

3. punchlines
people who are cool always have punchlines. you can quote popular movies, tv shows and funny ads or just something you come up wit. punchlines are like weapons, and cool people never leave their guns at home. and never really get in the conversation, but when the window of opportunity arises, cool people always know a fitting punchline. like.. transformers, robots in the skies. like the introduction says, cool people never doubt themselves.

4. one word replies
much alike punchlines, but way less effort. all cool people know effort is not cool.

'hey ian you're so cool and funny.'
'tautakpe.' and thats one word.

5. dont worry what people think of you and dont let them tell you what to do.
thats self explanatory, so do exactly as i say and you will reach your goal and everyone will think you are cool.

so go ahead and hop on the cool bus. but if you really dont think you are capable of handling being cool. i say its not your fault. its not for everyone. ultimately its the universe and the manifestation of itse.... ahhh i guess thats another story for another day. till then. keep on keepin on. from your brother from another mother, gooood fight and goood night all you soon to be cool people.

Sufian at 3:26 PM

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