Monday, November 24, 2003
the illest weekly top ten list
by nuno
top 10 turn-offs for guys (for dumb mofos, it means this applies to girls. no, not you faggot.)
10. she smokes in public. unless you happen to be a model or french, then its classy. if not, its just trashy.
9. she has boobs that gone south for the winter. haha. ya heard.
8. she smokes more than we do. we just want boobs and ass. we dont want no chimney.
7. she has a big mouth. just shut up and fuck us, feed us, watever. just dont talk too much.
6. she is a drunkard. a drink or two is fine but when she's is an alcoholic. stay away.
5. she has violence as her middle name. we aint lookin for a mike tyson.
4. she has a body of arnie. it just aint cool when she looks more muscular than us. just aint.
3. she has body odour. ouch.
2. she mumbles the words ' i think we need to talk. ' 6 simple words. the men just dont get it.
1. she has a dick. nuff said.
live and learn biatches. live and learn.
hope you have a nice week ahead. and yes. Selamat Hari Raya (Jeffrey Style).
Sufian at 11:16 PM
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