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Friday, May 28, 2004

upon stumbling on pages after pages of emo-teen-fo filled this-is-the-place-to-vent-my-feelings-blogs, (mine excluded)

i have decided to share two powerful words with the world.

"bitch please". or if you're feeling extra groovy, go with bitch puuhlease.

it goes nicely with phrases like.. "you must have a mental disease" or "i can get girls like you in packets of three's".

when and where do you use it.

this is just 3 main situations.
you shall use it whenever you deem appropriate. and one more thing. good luck.

1. when she complains about how bad work is.. or how her friend got screwed up by another guy.
bitch please. for all she knows the other guy might be you. and.. whats this thing we hear you people call 'work'?

2. when she says you got no time for her no mow.
bitch please. i got work? remember? (ref. point 1)

3. when she is ask why you dont luurve her no mow.
bitch please.

let this two simple words be the armor to the dying man's ego. our kind shall prevail.

hurhurh.
p.s. girls do not worry. you can wipe tha sweat of your forehead. i still love your kind. the booby kind. phew.

Sufian at 1:36 AM

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